Ed Orgeron with a sweet Camaro mullet might be my new favorite thing ever #gameday 🏈 #lsu #coacho
Win or lose, this tells you all you need to know about the #Gators tonight. They put more balls on the ground than a hot day in a senior nudist colony.
The Australian Little League team has a player named Harrison Ford. Insert your own Indiana Jones/Jack Ryan/Han Solo jokes here. #llws
When your expectation for your ketchup doesn't get past the first round of the play-offs #MediocriColts
Organic Spaghetti-O's. That's just pure, uncut Communism.
How to tell you're in the South #CanYouHearTheBanjos
Sunrise at Fontana doesn't quite have the same ring as Sunrise at Campobello, but it's what I've got this morning.
Nothing says romance quite like gas station bathroom cologne
The flag on #gameday 🏈 wasn't enough, now Washington State fans have invaded the British Open #WheresWazzu
500 degrees outside and people need to be told to "avoid exertion?" Anybody who needs to be told this deserves a case of heat stroke!
Here's me not being an asshole by NOT licking the ice cream #belikeme
When your MLB team has a night for your alma mater #mntwins #undproud
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia is one of my favorite movies, but every time I watch it, I think I'm watching a western set in 1870 until this scene.
Surprise, the guard cat.
Winning. #LFC #championsleague #YNWA
Does this tell you what is about to happen at my house?
Woodford Reserve. The Official Bourbon of the Kentucky Derby. Endorsed by Dubsism.
How to tell when you live in a pedestrian unfriendly town.